Definitions by shannon motowakan
MIXED MARTIAL FARTS
THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
MIXED MARTIAL FARTS by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011
FAG HAT
ANY HAT WORN SIDE WAYS OR WITH A FLIPPED UP BRIM ALSO THE HAT MAY HAVE A STICKER ON IT OR A TAG THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE TRASH
A FAG HAT IS USUALLY CUPPLED WITH A PAIR OF PENGUIN PANTS KNOWN AS SKINNY JEANS THEY SOMETIMES SAG THESE PANTS SHOWING THEIR DIRTY STANK BOXERS AND FOR SHOES THEY WEAR CLOWN SHOES WITH THE LACES DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND IF YOU SIT AT THE MALL YOU WILL SEE THESE LOSERS EVERY WHERE WHEN I SEE A HAT FAG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF
FAG HAT by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011
BURNT TURD
HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.
BURNT TURD by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011
ISLE SQUAT
ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE
MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE
ISLE SQUAT by shannon motowakan October 21, 2011
PEPPERBRONI
PEPPERBRONI IS THE SMELL OF A FRESHLY SHOWERED BROTHA NO MATTER HOW MUCH SOAP OR COLOGNE THEY USE YOU CANT WASH THAT FAINT PEPPERONI ODOR THEY ALL EMMIT AND DATS THA SMELL OF PEPPERBRONI
MAN YOU SMELL DAT ITS LIKE A FKN PIZZARIA IN HERE WITH A HINT OF TANDORI YOUR RIGHT I SMELL IT TO ITS PEPPERBRONI
PEPPERBRONI by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 16, 2011
TWEAKER TWACKD
TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!
TWEAKER TWACKD by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 13, 2011
PEANUT BUTTERS
WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS
MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL
PEANUT BUTTERS by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011