PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS

MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL

by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011

NIG BACON

NIG BACON IS THE STRIPS OF SHREDDED TIRE YOU SEE ON THE HIWAY WHEN YOU GO ON A LONG TRIP SOME WHERE

MY GOD IM GETTIN HUNGRY SEEING ALL DIS NIG BACON BETTER PULL OVER SOON TO GET SOME GRUBB OR ILL EAT THE FKN SPARE TIRE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 24, 2011

lookin for love in all the dong places

When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places

That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies

by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012

clit nipples

a boched boob job were the nipples fall off and they sew chicken clits on for replacements

man that stripper got some clit nipples

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

REZ RIDE

ANY CAR OFF A RESERVATION FROM THE HOOD OR MEXICAN MOBILE IS A REZ RIDE IT HAS A CRACKED WINSHIELD MULTI COLORD PAINT DIFFERENT SIZE TIRES MAY HAVE ONE OR MORE DOUGHNUT TIRES ON IT A MAJOR OIL LEAK NO EXHAUST OR COULD BE A CAR WITH THOSE HUGE GAY TIRES ON IT WITH FAGGY SPINNERS EVEN A CAR WITH A HOMO FIN AND A TRASH CAN MUFFLER MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A LAWNMOWER ALL THE KIDS DO THIS THESE DAYS ALL WEAK SHOW NO GO ANYWAYS THATS A REZ RIDE ANY CAR WITH GHETTO DRUGGIE WHITE TRASH MENTALITY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT NEON WITH THAT STUPID FIN AND WEAK RIMS SOUNDED LIKE A FKN BROKEN BLENDER WHEN IT WENT BYE WHAT A GAY REZ RIDE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011

SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN

I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 05, 2011

PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011