SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN
I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 05, 2011
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When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places
That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies
by shannon motowakan January 26, 2012
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CHOMO

A FRESHLY RELEASED PEDOPHILE THATS ON PAROLE IS A DIRTY CHOMO
STAY AWAY FROM WEIRD EMAILS AND ANY CHOMO THAT HANGS OUT AT THE PLAY AREA AT THE MALL OR FREQUENT PUBLIC PARKS HANDING OUT CANDY THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE NEED A BULLET NOT REFORM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 27, 2011
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PEEKA JEW

WHEN ONE HIDES IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF A JEWISH TEMPLE AND JUMPS OUT AND SCARES ANYONE WHO WALKS BYE HIM BY SCREAMING PEEKA JEW I SEE YOU!
I DROPPED A PENNY AND HID BEHIND MY CAR A MAN BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I JUMPED OUT AND YELLED PEEKA JEW THE MAN NEARLY SHIT A MATZA!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011
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OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011
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MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011
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SLOOTOPIA

SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL
A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
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