MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011
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STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH
HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 21, 2011
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PROMAC&PASTEL

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 06, 2011
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THUMB QUEERS

OPINIONATED PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO BRAIN ACTIVITY THUMB QUEERS
CLUELESS THUMB QUEERS WITH NO TALENT IMAGINE THAT THEIR ALWAYS RUNNIN THEIR SORRY MOUTH'S!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011
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BILL BO FAGGINS

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES
I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011
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lybian lettuce wrap

To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 04, 2011
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NIG BACON

NIG BACON IS THE STRIPS OF SHREDDED TIRE YOU SEE ON THE HIWAY WHEN YOU GO ON A LONG TRIP SOME WHERE
MY GOD IM GETTIN HUNGRY SEEING ALL DIS NIG BACON BETTER PULL OVER SOON TO GET SOME GRUBB OR ILL EAT THE FKN SPARE TIRE
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 24, 2011
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