Definitions by sgt mo

texas hicks bomb 

a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth

i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.

texas hicks bomb by sgt mo January 8, 2009

crunchwrap supreme 

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer

that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme

crunchwrap supreme by sgt mo January 7, 2009