Sexy mo-fos that are the descendant of a bad-ass Chinese warrior that got gypped of a dynasty by a piss-headed cheater fuck called liu fucking bang.
Chinese Guy 1:Whoa your last name is Hsiang? Didn't your ancestor lose to some dude in that war?
Chinese Guy 2:Yea he fuckin cheated though. Read a damn history book.
Chinese Guy 1:Yeah I'm stupid. Hsiangs are sexy.