Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.
Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."
by sexy jesse May 10, 2010
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Smart Joke

A term you use when a joke you use doesn't get any laughs or reaction. usually because there was too much thought into it went over your audiences heads. It is used as a reversal to save face and insult those around you because you made a crappy joke.
"....well thats just because she's really a man." (silence)... "oh sorry, smart joke."

"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
by sexy jesse May 04, 2010
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