Definitions by serenesky
flowing douchebag
When someone completely misses obvious sarcasm or a joke, then calls the other person a "Schrödinger's douchebag" because their ego won't let them admit they misunderstood it.
"Yeah, because putting pineapple on pizza is definitely a federal crime."
"Wow, you're such a Schrödinger's douchebag."
"Dude, that was obviously sarcasm. You're being a flowing douchebag."
"Wow, you're such a Schrödinger's douchebag."
"Dude, that was obviously sarcasm. You're being a flowing douchebag."
flowing douchebag by serenesky July 4, 2026