seb crane is a turd burglar's definitions

year 12

a sixth former who has yet to grow any testicles

im year 12, but i wish i wasnt because we're all a bunch of cunts

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008

anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear

o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008