2 definitions by scott t loc

screetos

anal sweat or leakage. Many reasons contribute, including: excess gas or "wet farts," incomplete bowel movement still lingering. Excessive sweat in the buttocks region, mainly between each cheek. Often leaves trail in undergarment.

Ran two full court basketball games today which was great, but had Mexican food last night. I've got major screetos right now.

by scott t loc May 5, 2010

breech bomb

painful bowel movement. Like feeling of giving birth to a breech baby, feet first.

Unfotunately, I just breech bombed. That was a painful trip to the bathroom.

by scott t loc May 5, 2010