Tjaard is the only guy who would successfully survive all levels of the backrooms.
He also is madly in love with guys who make grown man piss their pants.
Maybe he is gay … but Megan Fox will always be an option.
He will grow up to be the better version of Elon Musk and then die because he tried to take out his freshly made toast out of the toaster by using a fork.
Tjaard is a picky eater, his friends often use that to pick on him (haha, picky-pick… got it ? Pick?).
He also is madly in love with guys who make grown man piss their pants.
Maybe he is gay … but Megan Fox will always be an option.
He will grow up to be the better version of Elon Musk and then die because he tried to take out his freshly made toast out of the toaster by using a fork.
Tjaard is a picky eater, his friends often use that to pick on him (haha, picky-pick… got it ? Pick?).
by schaburski June 19, 2022