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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She also farts a lot. Watch out, she's a double-edged sword. She is known for stealing but apologizes for it (but she's shameless). She's one of a kind for sure. If you know a Sawyor, keep her close, but far enough away so you don't smell her.
*in a dive bar*
Man: "Woah, who is that beautiful girl?"
*Sawyor cropdusts the room*
*Man drops to his knees, with tears in his eyes, and mouth watering*
Sawyor by sawyor November 11, 2026