satans bro's definitions

news

something owned by democrats. it is corrupt and they only show things that prove democrats are right and bush is bad. they only show the bad news and nothing happy and good. it is all bullshit. only news station that this doesn't apply to is fox

average news watcher: hey the news told me that everybody in Irac is dying and nobody is happy.
fox news watcher: thats bull. haven't you seen all the people celebrating?

by satans bro May 3, 2005