2 definitions by sammy saucerhead

spankter valve

The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.

Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"

by sammy saucerhead December 31, 2005

saucerhead

(1.)A penis with an exceptionaly LARGE head.
(2.)A penis with a head that flares out like the hood on a cobra.

I went over to Lynch's Mammy's house and stuck this SAUCERHEAD right up her spankter valve.

by sammy saucerhead January 1, 2005