Definitions by salty dog

Sex camel 

Sex camel (n.) Somebody that can go long periods of time without resorting to late night creeps, unsavory bars, and dirty pirate hookers. Although rare, the sex camel does exist. He is usually found doing outdoor activities and taking long cold showers. Often his dreams are sexual in nature. In theory, he is the ideal boyfriend, but in reality, he is just somebody girls use to make assholes mad.

"I tried to wait with her and be a sex camel and it totally backfired. Now she is sleeping with Wes."

Sex camel by Salty dog October 22, 2013

salty dog 

your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog

arrrrrrrgh me hearties

salty dog by salty dog January 30, 2005

bonus egg

A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.

I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.

bonus egg by Salty Dog July 31, 2003