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CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.

Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*

by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022