chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 24, 2003

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 29, 2004

kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 30, 2003

Red

A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

Things that are red.

Nectarines

Peaches

Tomatoes

Cherries

Carnations

Cherries

Heart

Blood

Anger.

Karen, had me seeing red today.

by Saints October 19, 2003

7-up

Clean clear pop, lemon-limey flavored, taste good going down.

The green version is good too.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

by Saints April 04, 2004

Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 20, 2003