1 definition by sUm vATo

tHiS oNe vAto wHo gO 2 mY sChOOL aN looK liKe sOmEbOdY fUcKeD hiM uP wiT a bAsEbALL bAT, hiZ eYEz b cRoSS-eYeD tOO! dAt niGGa hEllA ovErwEigHT aN hE b wEaRiN tHa sAmE cLoThEz eVeRy dAy! wE cAll hiM"BuRRiTo" cAuSE hE lOOk liKE oNe, lolZ. eVeRyBoDy b fuCkiN wiT hiM! hE gOt tHA sHiT kNoCkEd oUTTa hiM bY eVeRybODy. hE aFrAiD oF eVEryoNe! bUt, hOW tHa fuCK eVeRybODy iN tHa sChOOl kNoW hiM? hE liKE tHa mOsT pOpuLaR fOOl iN tHa sChOOl, buT ppL b fuCKiN wiT hiM aLL tHA tiME!
"ThEy cAll dAT niGGa, BuRRiTo!"
"BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOHHHHH!"
"Tu mAdRe gOT fUCKEd bY BuRRiTo lASt niGHT!"
"WhErEd yO paReNTz fiNd u BuRRiTo?!!!?"
"BuRRiTo b tHa PIMP nAmE!!!!"
"BuRRiTo iZ 1 uGlY mO fUcKR!!!"
by sUm vATo April 10, 2005
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