Riley Stannard

Riley Stannard is a nigga who loves soccer which he weirdly calls football because he’s weird and he’s a nigga. Riley is uncultured and likes to drink plain milk like the lil fine weirdo he is. Praise Riley Stannard he is our saviour he will live on for generations using doimg crazy rituals because he is just magical and majestically good looking.

Girl: Is that Riley Stannard?

Boy: yeah hes such a majestical nigga isnt he?

Girl: I can’t take my eyes off him

Girl *dies*