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simpsoned
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Being
persuaded
by a hooker to
have sex
, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until
bust a nut
.
yo -
I just
got Simpsoned
in the back
alley
...
simpsoned
by
ryan pratt
March 18, 2005
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