1 definition by roflmaodododododo

Freyja

1) A hot and sexxy little monkey. Typically of Jewish descent but still consumes bacon. Loves beer and any form of alcohol that can be consumed. An amazing lover in life and the bedroom. Caring, and intelligent but can become demonic at a moments notice. Has a nice booty and a sexxy slender body. Loves politics, computers, and pleasuring her man. Giggity. Has a much bigger heart and kindness than most people notice. Insanely intelligent and funny. Brightens the room, world, and life of all those who allow her too. Awesome. Can consume mass quantities of alcohol such as 9 gin and tonic doubles within an hour or two time span.

May be found dancing while shaking her butt and point her fingers in the air.

If not found dancing can most likely be found drinking, studying, or making her boyfriend Robert extremely happy

Hates hipsters and renecks
Loves kitties, puppies, and pastrami.

See also sex muffin
See also mad genius

2) Can also be the action or cause of reaching a great soreness after much sexual intercourse

1)
Freyja is hot.

That girl must be named Freyja.

Freyja has a carriage drawn by kitties.

Dude, you drink like Freyja.

EEEeeeeeeeeeee

2)
guy 1) Dude why are you so tired?
guy 2) One word Freyja

or

guy A) Whats with the smile?
guy B) Freyja giggitied my gasmougan

by roflmaodododododo February 4, 2010