robert morgan's definitions

sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

by robert morgan July 22, 2007

wheelchair

a state of hungoveredness where the victim is so immobilized that his friends believe he may as well be in a wheelchair

... after a hard night of partyin on friday night... "uhhhhh, are you gonna make it out tonight or are you gonna be in a wheelchair till tuesday??"

by robert morgan July 23, 2007