wigify

(verb) to pedantically reset the equipment in an aircraft after using it, in a way that seems helpful and orderly to the twisted mind of The Wig, but which in fact causes nothing but inconvenience to the next crew.

You can tell the Wig's been here... why does he always have to wigify my fucken seatbelt?

This plane's been fucken wigified.

by roadrunner89 August 15, 2012