(noun)an upward karate chop to the armpit; also known as the jovi, often performed upon a person when they are caught unaware and unsuspecting, with their arm raised.
(verb) to perform a jovan
Our tour guide, Lilian, was practically asking for a jovan, the way she kept her arm raised the entire trip.
“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."