cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

by richnfamous January 24, 2009

iPlod

The kind of modern digital mobile phone-style radio (with earpiece) the police in the UK use these days. "Plod" is a slang term used for British cops

The cop turned away for a moment: he was listening to something on his iPlod

by richnfamous February 01, 2009