revolting elitist's definitions

Cambridge University

Second best university in the world, following Harvard. Second best university in the United Kingdom, trailing Oxford. And forever will it be second best.

Boyfriend: You're beautiful. Very beautiful. But I'm looking for a Harvard, you know?
Girlfriend: Excuse me!?
Boyfriend: You see, you're just a Cambridge.
Girlfriend: Cambridge -- Cambridge University?
Boyfriend: Yeah. You see, Britney is an Oxford. You're just not there yet.

by revolting elitist January 31, 2010