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Definitions by red delicious

Clam Napkin 

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

that's so dumptruck 

girl : i just got tickets to that one concert
boy: that's so dumptruck !!!