realtalk999 's definitions

The Cowger

The act of forcing your partner to chug a gallon of whole milk, then farting inside his or her mouth with such force that the milk launches out of your partners anal sphincter into a salad bowl, which you then absorb with your peehole and then launch it back into your partners face. You then take pics and sell them on ebay.

I gave my wife the Cowger and she couldnt shit right for a week.

by realtalk999 April 4, 2015