ftj

abbreviation for "fuck this job"

boss: dude, get your ass over there and clean up

employee: ftj, you people don't pay enough for this shit.

by rara yehyeh March 05, 2010

Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.

“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::

by rara yehyeh January 08, 2023