2 definitions by r3n the Ukrainian

Ukraine

Texas on a country level. We love the West and desire to live in a corruption-free society where each individual has rights by law, but Huylo Vladimirovich doesn’t want us to have that, and is sending (not his) kids to die for that. His kids live in the West.

We export wheat and import just about anything that tells Putin to fuck off our our country. We recently passed laws allowing civilians to keep firearms for self-protection. It’s now open season for putinoids here.

We have a sort of pastry in Ukraine named after the HIMARS missile launcher.

by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022

putinoid

A strong believer in whatever comes out of putin’s pie hole. Nowadays is most commonly found dead littering Ukrainian territory.

- Dmytro, what the fuck is that?
- Must be the remains of a putinoid. I’ll call sanitary services.

by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022