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captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009