Definitions by pwumavs

Church's 

A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.

"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."

Church's by pwumavs April 18, 2006

Wendy's 

A fast food restaurant that prides itself on its square hamburger patties and its use of fresher, higher-quality ingredients than McDonald's or Burger King.

Wendy makes some awesome chicken sandwiches, and her chili is second to none. But her hamburgers don't appeal to me. I can find much better burgers elsewhere, such as the Hungr-Buster at Dairy Queen, the Whopper at Burger King, or the Jumbo Jack at Jack In The Box. All of those burgers are larger, meatier, and have better buns than Wendy's burgers, and they come without cheese to begin with.

Wendy's by pwumavs April 17, 2006