monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 27, 2022

apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day

hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot

by purple pellets July 17, 2017