psylence's definitions

John Tucker

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.

Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Head on Mufflision

When you find yourself fighting death after colliding head on with a nasty muff.

johns in the hospital.. no, head on mufflision.. i know i can't believe he would get himself in such a jam either.

by psylence July 13, 2015