Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
by psylence June 30, 2015
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Head on Mufflision

When you find yourself fighting death after colliding head on with a nasty muff.
johns in the hospital.. no, head on mufflision.. i know i can't believe he would get himself in such a jam either.
by psylence July 01, 2015
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