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Robot Banana

When you take a vibrator's internals, stick them in a banana, and shove the finished product up your ass. After letting it go off and marinate for a while, you take it out and have your or a partner of choice take the vibrator's internals out and eat the banana with its peel on.

stop! what, more robot banana? no! no, much LESS robot bana- i-i-- i'm not even sure-- what. exactly, a robot, banana? is? munch? or how- because- th-... that doesn't ma- i-it's an inanimate object. you can't- it's a fruit. and so when you have a fru- you can't make a fruit robot. and especially with christmas? they don't really, all- that's not really a part of- they don't go together. so i don't know how you got that, but j-j-ju-- just... no.

Robot Banana by professorzesty July 17, 2026