sand-witch
A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be:
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Butter
Bacon
Beef
Pork
Chicken
anything fucking edible.
NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.
A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be:
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Butter
Bacon
Beef
Pork
Chicken
anything fucking edible.
NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: guys i made a sandwich!!!
guy with common sense: cool what's in it?
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: well i just toasted a singular piece of bread and put some cheese on it its pretty good actually its kinda soggy tho
guy with common sense: jesus fucking christ you monkey brain idiot thats not a fucking sandwich thats a slice of bread with condiment on it what is wrong with you?? did you go to school??? do i need to buy you one of those fucking children books about food that teach 4 year olds the most basic objects and foods?? what the fuck is wrong with you
guy with common sense: cool what's in it?
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: well i just toasted a singular piece of bread and put some cheese on it its pretty good actually its kinda soggy tho
guy with common sense: jesus fucking christ you monkey brain idiot thats not a fucking sandwich thats a slice of bread with condiment on it what is wrong with you?? did you go to school??? do i need to buy you one of those fucking children books about food that teach 4 year olds the most basic objects and foods?? what the fuck is wrong with you
by poopybutt69420 December 10, 2022
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