Definitions by poomaster banks
turdstand
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turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007