pongo pygmaeus's definitions

shellyza

A beautiful princess named Shellyza was going to marry a handsome prince. But then a dragon came and burnt up her castle, burnt up her clothes and carried off the douchey prince. Basically, a beautiful, intelligent woman who got saved by a dragon and then went off the marry one of the most amazing humans in existence. Some she looks up to everyday. Probably someone named Zafir. But who knows. Could be anything really.

Damn girl, you just pulled a shellyza. Congrats on the wedding!

Thank goodness that bouncer shellyza-ed your ass

by pongo pygmaeus November 22, 2021