Definitions by ponce deleon

Viperblaze 

To perform an obesely unfunny joke on another person over the period of many years. A joke which is not funny from the teller, but is funny because the joke/teller is so pathetic that he should have just left years ago. Uselessness.

"Dan Quayle was one of the biggest Viperblaze Vice Presidents in all of American history."

Viperblaze by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

reptilian death by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

J_A'ing

To remain in a pathetic virginal state for an indefinite period of time.

"Bob just got the new WWE Championship belt!"
"Boy, he's be J_A'ing for the rest of his life!"

J_A'ing by Ponce DeLeon February 17, 2003