Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
by platonymous December 09, 2019
A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020