platonymous 's definitions

brinkbae

the great person you meet right before you go through a big change in your life, like moving away to a new city or getting a new job for example, but they are a person that you can't bring with you to the new phase in your life

Sevita: hey what's up man, where's your gf at?

Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae

by platonymous January 22, 2020

Hipgeoise

Bourgeoise "hipsters".

Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.

Otis: “nice beanie, where’d you find it?”
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"

by platonymous February 3, 2017