Definitions by piss in ya sausage house

gurning chimp 

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

gurning chimp by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

man mayo 

the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds

man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"

man mayo by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003