No,it is.

using a negative to affirm

That's not who I think it is, is it?
No,it is.
Oh, I thought so.

by petermante September 12, 2011

Wally World

another name for Wal~Mart

Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .

by petermante September 12, 2011

tunage

Providing music from a stereo device

The math teacher promises tunage if all the students use their work time well.

by petermante September 13, 2011

swearstitute

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.

Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!

by petermante September 11, 2011