The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams
Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"
by patrice evra January 09, 2013
When a person tells a story or joke in an attempt to gain laughs from the rest of the group, but fails to do so.
'I've got a crate of desperado's in my garage'
'Oh have you?'
'Yeah but i'm not allowed to drink them'
'Okay, Sloyan!'
'Oh have you?'
'Yeah but i'm not allowed to drink them'
'Okay, Sloyan!'
by Patrice Evra September 13, 2011