Definitions by patrice evra

Willow 

The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams

Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"

Willow by patrice evra January 9, 2013

Sloyan 

When a person tells a story or joke in an attempt to gain laughs from the rest of the group, but fails to do so.

'I've got a crate of desperado's in my garage'
'Oh have you?'
'Yeah but i'm not allowed to drink them'
'Okay, Sloyan!'

Sloyan by Patrice Evra September 14, 2011