patmeister10000's definitions

wooph

the act of roughly toe punting (kicking) someone up the vagina, preferably with the leg extended and straight.

Boy: Don't make me wooph you!!!

Girl: ahhhhh no
Boy: (wooph)
Girl: ah it fuckin' hurts

by patmeister10000 December 4, 2013

yolatitude

the state of attitude when you don't care about anything and are constantly saying yolo.

Guy 1: Hey bro how's it going

Guy 2: Eh, today I've had the biggest yolatitude

by patmeister10000 November 19, 2013