Definitions by painless sore

crackroach

A non-existent bug that you can feel crawling on your skin somehow.

A cockroach is crawling up my leg again. No, wait; there's nothing there. It was just a crackroach.

A non-existent bug that you can somehow feel crawling on your skin. Feels exactly like the real thing!

Oh shit, a cockroach is crawling up my leg again... wait, no, there's nothing there. It was just a crackroach.