1 definition by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk

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The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.
Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit
by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010
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