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bug

In Computing/software there is actually no such thing as a bug. The correct definition/term is:

"Undocumented feature".

Customer: "There is a bug in your program!"
Support: "It's not a bug, it's an UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE! That will be $65 for the $5/min we charge for support.
Customer: "You charge me for being on hold 13 minutes?!"

by ozvic July 12, 2011