The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.
Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
by orwell miller August 09, 2008
Get the vertical brown filemug.