13 definition by omgitsme23

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 February 22, 2018

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A person who types like this

Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs
Why are people such Capital Typers?
by omgitsme23 August 28, 2017

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When someone smokes weed, and the weed somewhat smells like peanut butter.
Leah: wtf is that smell?
Ally: it's Marie smoking peanut butter weed.
Marie: STFU
by omgitsme23 April 26, 2017

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a fat person.
oh my fucking gosh, she’s such a bigelow!
by omgitsme23 June 08, 2018

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a woman who is a stripper.
evan: oh shit what’s that stripper’s name? she’s hot!

devan: oh her? that’s chrystal!
via giphy
by omgitsme23 March 31, 2019

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what a chubby person does when they run
midge will jiggle when she runs the mile at school. the teachers actually let her do a quarter mile because she is so jiggly.
by omgitsme23 February 22, 2018

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