1 definition by olivia james and alice elliot

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Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.

Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.

Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.

Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.

Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.
by olivia james and alice elliot March 23, 2009
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