Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.