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the most epic of all slits, can be used in any context for any word including describing someone, cumming, or a dirty vag
that bitch has the dankest slanch ive ever seen.
i am going to slanch all over you're hat.
You are such a fucking slanch.
ZOMG SLANCH
Jesus fucking slanch
by old prospector June 29, 2008
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