Plip

A minuscule shit. The tiniest of poops often released either accidentally, or with great force meant for a much larger shit.

This word originates with the onomatopoeia of the smallest of turds hitting the water.

"I was just going to take a piss, but I plipped accidentally as well. Fuck, now Ima have to wipe. That's what I get for sitting down to piss."

by old ironsides January 11, 2012